Let's be honest, nurse doesn't entirely sum up everything they do but to be fair, the more accurate description, Awesome Multitasking Ninja is not a real job title (though it should be)!

You can relax and know you are in good hands when your nurse is not only certified but also Koalafied tio provide the best and most professional care!

Trained. Experienced. Compassionate. Understanding. Combine that with many other skills and you the most amazing Frontline Warrior against the trials that ail us the world has ever had!

I have a name ya know? Really? What is it? Well, based on what I hear all day, every day, it must be "Hey Nurse"!!

I'm letting you know up front, I WILL STAB YOU! No need to fear or get worried though, for you see, I am only stabbing you to save you! Ignore the wording and live the relief as I Stab You (ok, that didn't come out right)

No two words in the English Language send Nurse's hearts racing and pulse rates spiking like 'Night Shit'! Guaranteed to be weird, wild, boring and soul-draining all at the same time it is no wonder the phrase 'What Day Is It' sums it all up perfectly!

The rallying cry of Nurses everywhere and pretty much a day-to-day schedule all in 4 lines of text! Perfection!

Let's be honest, the main challenge for Nurses are patients (and often patience!) Good, bad, or indifferent, often times things get way to stupid and though you can't fix stupid, Nurses can sedate it! Relief for all!