Bartenders the world over know what a TRUE thirst trap is!! Connecting people the world over, bartenders bring the fun, keep the good times going and know better than anyone else that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder

Bartending is all about multitasking. Being a Mom is all about multitasking. Put them together and you have two titles that show you can do anything!!

What's my job title you ask? Bartender just doesn't seem to cover it since you see I feel I am honestly an Adult Day Care Director! Adults need care as well you know and I as well as my fellow Directors know just what these adults need!

It seems sometimes people are so busy having a great time or.....and let's be honest....a little too "tipsy" to remember that the right thing to do, the honorable thing to do is tip the person who helps you get to that state - no matter what it is or who you are!

Bartenders the world over have a motto and now you can proud announce it to the world. It is a life that consist of little more than Eat! Sleep! Mix! and Repeat!

No matter how gorgeous you are as a woman or studly you are as a man, flirting with the Bartender won't get you a FREE drink but it's worth a SHOT!!

Listen up boys and girls, you better respect the Bartender since....well...you know! Plus the double entendre itself deserves respect!!

Not a new movement as much as a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment that customers don't....always.....appreciate the hard work and often times......uh.....HELP that the best of the best bartenders provide!

Let's face it, bartenders are pretty freaking awesome but that is honestly not a job title (though we can't figure out why) but Bartender really just doesn't explain it all!

Love your bartender or love being a bartender then this shirt is for you!

Either you get it or you don't! On the run, need to lay low and blend in with the locals? What better person to take than Jakie Daytona who is of course just a regular human bartender! What We Do In Shadows fans unite as we honor one of the greatest side characters ever!

We also recommend you follow the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and DON'T PANIC! Bartenders are busy juggling 3 orders at once - and with style - but worry not and keep calm as your drink is coming!

You've committed the crime, been sentenced by a jury of your peers (damn peers, always pushing me into things) and now it is time to accept your fate and live a Life Behind Bars! A cruel and yet exhilarating and rewarding sentence reserved for the talented few!

It's not bragging if it is true so let the world know they are dealing with Nacho Average Bartender! Loud, proud and a great play on words suitable for any restaurant or bar of any theme! (no, maybe not The Ritz!)

Easily noticed from across the room! Confusing to those outside the industry and a warm sign of solidarity to those within! You know that face when you see it and it can only be described as Resting Bartender Face!

Some people never learn. They get a few drinks in them and suddenly they "know better". Well, they will soon know that there is no greater social mistake than pissing off the bartender and it will always be, a sobering experience!